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हमने माना कि तग़ाफ़ुल न करोगे लेकिन,

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ख़ाक हो जायेंगे हम तुमको ख़बर होने तक !!

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

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Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

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Mind Fresheners



Dear Friends,

Now that you have gone through too many serious topics and thoughts.So to freshen up your mind,here I present some rib tickling sentences,collected by me since more than thirty years.I expect from you the views about these.So,please express yourselves into the guest book.


Thank you and enjoy.


Rabindranath Banerjee (Ranjan)




1.What is a tear?The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.



2.Do not drink and drive,you might hit a bump and spill your drink.



3.My friend has a fine watch dog.At any suspicious noise he wakes up the dog and the dog begins to bark.



4.love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.



5.The fight we had last night was my fault.My wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.

 


6.What is the difference between prayer in church and prayer in casino?
In a casino you really mean it.



7.Q--Why dogs do not marry?
A--Because they are already leading a dog's life.



8.A boy asked his father"Dad,how much does it cost to get married?"
Father"I do not know son.I am still paying."



9.Boss--Your starting salary will be 3000 and in three months it will become 6000.When can you join?
Employee--In three months.



10.Doctor--Has there been any insanity in your family?
Woman--Yes doctor.My husband thinks he is the boss.


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