91.Teacher:-How far can you see on a clear day?
Student:-93 million miles---from here to the sun.
92.Mother:-Can you do something that others can not.?
Son:-Yes mom,I can read my handwriting.
93.A:-Why are you crying?
B:-The elephant is dead.
A:-Was he your pet.?
B:-No,but I have to dig his grave.
94.Mother:-Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son:-You said it was my lunch money.
95.Q:-What is a volcano?
A:-A mountain with a hiccup.
96.Father:-Let me see your report card.
Son:-My friend just borrow it .He wants to scare his parents.
97.Q:-What do you find at the end of everything?
A:-The letter 'g'.
98.Q:-What do you call a sleeping bull?
99.Q:-What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
100.Teacher:-Alice,name one important thing that we did not have ten years ago?