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Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

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Mind Fresheners-10




91.Teacher:-How far can you see on a clear day?
Student:-93 million miles---from here to the sun.

92.Mother:-Can you do something that others can not.?
Son:-Yes mom,I can read my handwriting.

93.A:-Why are you crying?
B:-The elephant is dead.
A:-Was he your pet.?
B:-No,but I have to dig his grave.

94.Mother:-Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son:-You said it was my lunch money.

95.Q:-What is a volcano?
A:-A mountain with a hiccup.


96.Father:-Let me see your report card.
Son:-My friend just borrow it .He wants to scare his parents.

97.Q:-What do you find at the end of everything?
A:-The letter 'g'.

98.Q:-What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:-A bulldoser.

99.Q:-What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A:-Slippers.

100.Teacher:-Alice,name one important thing that we did not have ten years ago?
Alice:-Me.


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