101.Teacher:-How can we prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student:-Do not bite any.
102.Teacher:-I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil:-I tried,but there was someone already there.
103.Q:-How was your first day at school?
A:-It was fine except for some men called teacher kept spoiling all our fun.
104.Teacher:-In this box,I have a 10-foot snake.
Sammy:-You can not fool me,snakes do not have feet.
105:-Teacher:-Why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy:-Well,I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.
106.Q:-Why is baseball like a cake?
A:-They both need batters.
107.A:-What are you going to be when you get out of school?
B:-An old man.
108.Q:-Why were the early days history called the dark days?
A:-Because there were so many knights.
109.Team work gives you someone else to blame.
110.My teacher reminds me of history.She is always repeating herself.