gallery/images (147)

हमने माना कि तग़ाफ़ुल न करोगे लेकिन,

gallery/images (147)
gallery/download (44)


ख़ाक हो जायेंगे हम तुमको ख़बर होने तक !!

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

gallery/images (86)
gallery/download (31)
Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

gallery/download


Mind Fresheners-12




111.Teacher:-What can you tell me about the dead sea?
Pupil:-Dead?I did not even know he was alive.

112.A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

113.Q:-What shape is the world in?
A:-Rotten.

114.What do you do with crude oil?
Student:-Teach it some manners.

115. The brain is a wonderful thing,it starts working when you wake up and never stops until you are asked a question in class.


116.Q:-Why can not babies get married?
A:-They do not know how to tie the knot.

117.Boy:-Doctor,I think I need glasses.
Waiter:-You certainly do,you have just walked into a fast food joint.

118.Patient:-How do you know that carrots are good for eye sight?
Doctor:-Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

119.Teacher:-Be sure that you go straight home.
Student:-I cannot,I live joust round the corner.

120.Q:-What is the longest sentence known to men?
A:-I do.


CLICK FOR NEXT PAGE