111.Teacher:-What can you tell me about the dead sea?
Pupil:-Dead?I did not even know he was alive.
112.A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
113.Q:-What shape is the world in?
114.What do you do with crude oil?
Student:-Teach it some manners.
115. The brain is a wonderful thing,it starts working when you wake up and never stops until you are asked a question in class.
116.Q:-Why can not babies get married?
A:-They do not know how to tie the knot.
117.Boy:-Doctor,I think I need glasses.
Waiter:-You certainly do,you have just walked into a fast food joint.
118.Patient:-How do you know that carrots are good for eye sight?
Doctor:-Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
119.Teacher:-Be sure that you go straight home.
Student:-I cannot,I live joust round the corner.
120.Q:-What is the longest sentence known to men?