121.Teacher:-What do you call a person who keep on talking even when people are not interested?
122.Q:-Are you sleeping?
A:-No.Just taking a good look at the inside of my eyelids.
123.There is a fine line between hobby and mental illness.
124.Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening",and then proceed to tell you why it is not.
125.I could not repair repair your car's brake,so I made the horns louder.
126.The cardiologist's diet--If it tastes good---spit it out.
127.A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
128.Where there is a will,there are five hundred relatives.
129.Q:-What is the worst thing you are likely to find in the office cafeteria?
130.Q:-What do you call artificial spaghetti?