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हमने माना कि तग़ाफ़ुल न करोगे लेकिन,

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ख़ाक हो जायेंगे हम तुमको ख़बर होने तक !!

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

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Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

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Mind Fresheners-16

 




151. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.



152. Son:- Why did you put a thumb impression on my report card?
Father:- With your marks,you cannot have a literate father.



153. Whoever said nothing was impossible,never tried slamming a revolving door.



154. A:- You know when I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
B:- Too bad they missed.



155. Love thy neighbour,just watch out for the husband.

 


156. Doctor:- Your husband needs rest.Have these sleeping pills.
Wife:- Thanks.When do I give him these?
Doctor:- These are for you.



157. Teacher:- When did the Mughals rule?
Student:- I am not sure,but I think from page 15 to 26.



158:- A:- Do you know every time I breath a man dies?
B:- Why do not use a mouth wash?



159. Wife:- Darling,today is our anniversary,what should we do?
Husband:- Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



160.The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.


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