211. Q:- What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
A;- God does not think he is a lawyer.
212. If vampires has no reflection, how do they have such neat hair!
213. Boy:- Wish I was born 1000 years ago.
Mom:- Why son?
Boy:- Think of all the history that I would not have to learn.
214. Q:- Who succeeded the first President of USA?
A:- The second one.
215. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
216. Wife:- Our dog is so clever he gets the paper every morning.
Husband:- Many dogs do that.
Wife:- But we have never subscribed for one.
217. Teacher yells at standard II students making a ruckus, "Children do not behave like MPS in Parliament.
218. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
219. Q:- How can you make God laugh?
A:- Tell Him about your future plan.
220. Q:- Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A:- Because it is too far to walk.
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