The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pockets.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If we do not hang together, we will all hang separately.
Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who has been swimming naked.
If we have bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozled.
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
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