The Almighty Of Rekhta
21.Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So,she would not wake up the sleeping pills.
22.Q:-Do you know what a blond will do after taking a Xerox?
A:-She will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.
23.What country makes you shiver?
24.Marriage is a romantic story,in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
25.Johny:-I wonder whether it is really bad luck to have a black cat cross your path.
Suzi:-That depends whether you are man or a mouse.
26.How can you tell good mushroom from bad ones?
Serve them to your mother in law,if she drops dead,they are good.
27.What did one ghost say to the other?
Do you believe in people?
28.A blonde comes back to her car and finds a note saying "Parking Fine".She writes a note and stick it to pole,"Thanks for the compliment".
29.Regular naps prevent old age,especially if you take them while driving.
30.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband.