41.Bachelors should be heavily taxed.It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
42."What do you do before you married him?"
"Anything I wanted to."
43.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
44.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
45.I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
46.Angry boss:-Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee:-(Looking down)No sir.
Boss:-Do not look down.Look at me.
47.Man:-David,I am so sorry!I just heard your uncle fell from a cliff.Were you very close to him?
David:-Just close enough to give him a push.
48.Love is cuddling on a sofa.Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
49."Is not it amazing."Said a reporter after press conference.
"How politicians say nothing yet always insist they have been misquoted?"
50.Married men live longer than single men,but married men are lot more willing to die.