The Almighty Of Rekhta
61.Teacher:-"I killed a person",convert this sentence into future tense.
Student:-The future tense is,"You will go to jail".
62.Son:-Mom,when I was on the bus with dad,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom:-That is good.
Son:-But mom,I was sitting on the daddy's lap.
63.Q:-Why do men chase woman they have no intention to marrying?
A:-For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
64.Girl:-After marriage,I want to share all your worries and troubles.
Boy:-But I do not have any.
Girl:-That is because we are not married yet.
65.Q:-What is algebra?
A:-A weapon of math destruction.
66.Q:-What is the thinnest book in the world?
A:-What man know about women !
67.Doctor:-You will die within two hours.Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient:-Yes,a good doctor.
68.Q:-How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:-Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
69.Johny:-I think that girl is deaf.
Friend:-How do you know?
Johny:-I told her I love you,but she said her sandals are new.
70.Friend 1:-I got a brand new Ford Icon car for my wife.
Friend 2:-Wow!That is unbelievable exchange offer.