81.Cop to drunk:-Can you explain why you are out at this hour?
Drunk:-If I could,I would be home by now.
82.Girlfriend to boyfriend;-We should get married.
Boyfriend;-Yes,but who will marry us?
83.My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
I asked him,"What was the name of his other leg?"
84.Never under any circumstances,combine sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.
85.Q:-What do you call a drunken ghost?
A:-A methylated spirit.
86.Ramesh:-Hey,Suresh!Please call me a taxi.
Suresh:-Yes,sir,You are taxi.
87.Fish1:-Do you believe in God?
Fish2:-Of course,I do!Who do you think changes the water?
88.Customer:-Waiter,waiter!There is a frog in my soup!!
Water:-Sorry sir,the fly is on a vacation.
89.Customer:-I saw your thumb in my soup.
Waitress:-That is okay.The soup is not hot.
90.My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.