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हमने माना कि तग़ाफ़ुल न करोगे लेकिन,

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ख़ाक हो जायेंगे हम तुमको ख़बर होने तक !!

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

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Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

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Mind Fresheners-9




81.Cop to drunk:-Can you explain why you are out at this hour?
Drunk:-If I could,I would be home by now.

82.Girlfriend to boyfriend;-We should get married.
Boyfriend;-Yes,but who will marry us?

83.My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
I asked him,"What was the name of his other leg?"

84.Never under any circumstances,combine sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.

85.Q:-What do you call a drunken ghost?
A:-A methylated spirit.


86.Ramesh:-Hey,Suresh!Please call me a taxi.
Suresh:-Yes,sir,You are taxi.

87.Fish1:-Do you believe in God?
Fish2:-Of course,I do!Who do you think changes the water?

88.Customer:-Waiter,waiter!There is a frog in my soup!!
Water:-Sorry sir,the fly is on a vacation.

89.Customer:-I saw your thumb in my soup.
Waitress:-That is okay.The soup is not hot.

90.My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.


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